Twit(ter)

I asked him what he thought of it
"Should I start to Twitter?"
He looked at me with those big brown eyes
"Well you're hardly a side splitter.."
he said "you're not that funny,
and not really very smart,
you don't have any interests
like music, films or art.
Your family is crazy,
yet they still manage to bore,
and your friends are just dull,
except the one that is a whore!
Your anecdotes are rubbish,
and your stories are too long,
If your jokes even have a punchline,
It's never very strong.
I don't want to offend you,
I just don't think your for Twitter,
You never think before you speak
and it would just be word litter!"
I looked at him lovingly,
and replied without a pause,
"you're right, my dear, what was i thinking?
I'm such a lost cause!
They give you 140 letters
and my brain fits very few
so keep your "er" cause your a Twit
and I do not like you"