R-Kelly II

There are many things you think of,
At the mention of R-Kelly,
your head fills with melodies,
of the soulful voice is in his belly.

But there is another man I know,
Who takes this legendary name,
His soul just as loving,
His talents not quite the same.

You could well have found him singing,
But the words would be "oh ah"
screaming at Old Trafford,
for his hero Cantona!

You could find him playing PES,
with the boys of Bayham Place.
winning 10-2,
and putting Miles in his place!

Caught up in a novel,
or playing with the cat,
eating lots of cheese,
or tidying the flat.

Of Marmite hes a lover,
(I'd chuck it down the pan)
But then he doesn't have great taste-
He is a Wigan Fan!

And then there is his lady,
The gorgeous VLP,
Who got him to watch High School Musical,
One Two...and Three!

There are lots of perks to knowing him,
things that i could i could chose,
I could only like him even more,
if he gave me some Jimmy Choos! ;)