tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56892997401927753272024-02-20T15:37:52.621-08:00Scratching the SurfaceNewbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00224149750502603154noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689299740192775327.post-85963547322171384082009-03-13T08:57:00.000-07:002009-03-13T09:25:06.696-07:00R-Kelly IIThere are many things you think of,<br />At the mention of R-Kelly,<br />your head fills with melodies,<br />of the soulful voice is in his belly.<br /><br />But there is another man I know,<br />Who takes this legendary name,<br />His soul just as loving,<br />His talents not quite the same.<br /><br />You could well have found him singing,<br />But the words would be "oh ah"<br />screaming at Old Trafford,<br />for his hero Cantona!<br /><br />You could find him playing PES,<br />with the boys of Bayham Place.<br />winning 10-2,<br />and putting Miles in his place!<br /><br />Caught up in a novel,<br />or playing with the cat,<br />eating lots of cheese,<br />or tidying the flat.<br /><br />Of Marmite hes a lover,<br />(I'd chuck it down the pan)<br />But then he doesn't have great taste-<br />He is a Wigan Fan!<br /><br />And then there is his lady,<br />The gorgeous VLP,<br />Who got him to watch High School Musical,<br />One Two...and Three!<br /><br />There are lots of perks to knowing him,<br />things that i could i could chose,<br />I could only like him even more,<br />if he gave me some Jimmy Choos! ;)Newbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00224149750502603154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689299740192775327.post-33946642408268848102009-03-12T11:36:00.000-07:002009-03-12T12:19:16.839-07:00Twit(ter)I asked him what he thought of it<br />"Should I start to Twitter?"<br />He looked at me with those big brown eyes<br />"Well you're hardly a side splitter.."<br />he said "you're not that funny,<br />and not really very smart,<br />you don't have any interests<br />like music, films or art.<br />Your family is crazy,<br />yet they still manage to bore,<br />and your friends are just dull,<br />except the one that is a whore!<br />Your anecdotes are rubbish,<br />and your stories are too long,<br />If your jokes even have a punchline,<br />It's never very strong.<br />I don't want to offend you,<br />I just don't think your for Twitter,<br />You never think before you speak<br />and it would just be word litter!"<br />I looked at him lovingly,<br />and replied without a pause,<br />"you're right, my dear, what was i thinking?<br />I'm such a lost cause!<br />They give you 140 letters<br />and my brain fits very few<br />so keep your "er" cause your a Twit<br />and I do not like you"Newbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00224149750502603154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689299740192775327.post-12513011812379747112009-03-12T09:24:00.000-07:002009-03-12T10:10:22.337-07:00Ode to Vix....If you were had been made by Disney,<br />Which character would you be,<br />Someone from the Lion King<br />or High School Musical Three?<br /><br />You could have been a Princess,<br />But which one would you choose?<br />Sleeping Beauty with her castle,<br />Or Cinderella with her shoes?<br /><br />Would you be a goodie,<br />Like Flounder and Abu,<br />or the splendid Mary Poppins,<br />To name but a few.<br /><br />You might have been a villain,<br />Like the murdering Scar,<br />The ticking Captain Hook,<br />or the scariest, Jafar!<br /><br />If I was casting Disney,<br />I know what I would say,<br />Toodles to all of them,<br />Your the fabulous Sharpay!Newbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00224149750502603154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689299740192775327.post-5911902678643709022009-03-12T04:45:00.000-07:002009-03-12T04:54:34.769-07:00Home Improvements...I sometimes think a friendship,<br />Is like a D.I.Y Table,<br />You build it from scratch,<br />And its not always all that stable.<br />There is a step by step guide,<br />By which you should abide,<br />But most just go with the flow,<br />And ignore whats inside,<br />It has a set look,<br />And a place for every screw,<br />but its kinda nice to know,<br />noone built it quite like you.Newbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00224149750502603154noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5689299740192775327.post-89439836387471274562009-03-11T08:09:00.000-07:002009-03-11T08:12:54.696-07:00The very beginning.....You've caught me on a bad day,<br />Perhaps one of the worst,<br />Where my emotions are in tangles,<br />And my heads about to burst!<br /><br />I have too many questions,<br />And answers less than none,<br />And none of its equating to,<br />Anything very fun!<br /><br />Staring at the sun,<br />But the windows in the way,<br />Maybe if I close my eyes,<br />I can restart this awful day?Newbyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00224149750502603154noreply@blogger.com0